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The staff at Blipverts Inc. remains committed to bringing you the best in bullshit statistics and the news articles that rely on them. Writers are drawn to statistics like ants to sugar. They cannot help themselves. “Wow. A mean AND a standard deviation. That’s some impressive shit.” thinks the writer spending no more than 17 seconds skimming the media release.

At that juncture, we bray. Often and loudly. A few of the best and brightest jackasses toil at the Blipverts Inc. Most of us are drunkards. Okay, all of us are drunkards because we find copious alcohol helps us work through the vacuous discussion that misuse and abuse statistics.